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WHO IS SANCHO?








Sancho is the name bestowed upon your wife's or girlfriend's lover. How likely is your girl to cheat while you're in the slammer? Each year that you're incarcerated increases the odds of your marriage ending in divorce by 32%. Some marriages survive even long periods of incarceration. Obviously, the stronger things were before you went in, the less likely is that things will fall apart. 
     That means that you want to do EVERYTHING in your power to make things right BEFORE you start your period of confinement, which is challenging because that's likely when you'll be at your worst, not your best. Rest assured that the world is full of potential Sanchos who will seditiously try to take advantage of the situation. It's tragic, but most guys will have to deal with fractious relationships while they're in the joint and psychologically vulnerable. 
     Make sure you do whatever you can to maintain a relationship while you're doing your bid. Encourage visits. Write obsessively. Email every single day, and try to call as much as you can. While it does require a boatload of effort, the good news is that you'll have plenty of time on your hands. For more prison survival tips visit michaelkaplanauthor.com

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